Mom tried to explain Daylight Savings to me today, but I was busy thinking about other kinds of magic.
Mom: "What are you doing, hon?"
Me: "Well, can you go away if I tell you?"
Mom: "Okay"
Me: "Well I am using my magic Budhha Cat statue to make a wish that one of my stuffy dogs will come alive so we can play. And I have to put the Buddha Cat statue on anything that's Chinese red when I make my wish, because the Chinese red makes the cat magic. I have tried a bunch of red things but it's still not working, so can you go away? It usually only works when there's not real humans around. Okay? So go away now."
Mom: "Okay then."
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